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Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?

A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.

Why try so hard to fit in, when you're born to stand out.

Have a nice weekend!

A wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?

Banta: To commit suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection.

Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife?

Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!

Santa: My wife went out for drinks with the girls from her work. I am sure there would be a fight between us tonight.

Banta: But why fight?

Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.

Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?

A: Because they need a map.

Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ?

Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!

Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why?

Girlfriend: No; I can't think.

Pappu: That's why!